牧羊君承认这是篇带有噱头的帖子！！！但是既然进来了，就愉快的看完吧！撸羊毛之外也要周末乐一乐。今天就给大家讲讲每次坐飞机，美丽的空姐到底说了什么？
牧羊君来美六年，坐过各家航空飞机不下几十次，还是时不时听懂空乘姐姐到底在乱弹什么调调。如果乘坐东南亚的航空，更是欲哭无泪。难道空乘姐姐都是上辈子折翼的天使吗？难道你们就不能好好说话吗？
Ladies and gentlemen,
吧啦吧啦，OOXX，康桑思密达，康桑七娃，
Thanks
今天就给大家整理了一下到底空乘和机长在飞行中说了什么？让牧羊君带你装逼带你飞！
在飞机上最常听见的就是要系紧完全带，安全带，安全带，重要的事情空姐、空嫂、空妈、空奶奶或者空哥、空叔、空爷爷同样会说三遍！！
Fasten Seat Belt
系紧安全带
The Captain has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt sign. If you haven’t already done so, please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin. Please take your seat and fasten your seat belt. And also make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full upright position.If you are seated next to an emergency exit, please read carefully the special instructions card located by your seat. If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the event of an emergency, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you
起飞之前
起飞之前，一般机长会向大家简要介绍一下这次航班的飞机时间距离的一些基本情况。
飞行时间，飞行距离，飞行速度
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is/my name is Sun and I’m your chief flight attendant. On behalf of (Captain XX) the entire crew, welcome aboard XXX Airlines flight XXX, non-stop service from XXX to XXX.Our flight time will be of XXX hours and XXX minutes. We will be flying at an altitude of XXX feet/meters at a ground speed of XXX miles per hour/kilometers per hour.
安全演示
空乘会一遍演示一遍配合video来讲解如何佩戴氧气罩。这部分应该是最重要但是也是最无聊的一个环节，目前三大航空都已经启用了活泼生动的版本还缓解之前教条的视频所制造出来的紧张枯燥的f。但是涉及到的内容是没什么变化的。
紧急出口 （以下英文都为网上节选）
There are several emergency exits on this aircraft (??? forward, ??? aft, and ??? over each wing.) Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. In some cases, your nearest exit may be behind you. If we need to evacuate the aircraft, floor-level lighting will guide you towards the exit. Doors can be opened by moving the handle in the direction of the arrow. Each door is equipped with an inflatable slide which may also be detached and used as a life raft.
氧气罩的佩戴和使用
Oxygen and the air pressure are always being monitored. In the event of a decompression, an oxygen mask will automatically appear in front of you. To start the flow of oxygen, pull the mask towards you. Place it firmly over your nose and mouth, secure the elastic band behind your head, and breathe normally. Although the bag does not inflate, oxygen is flowing to the mask. If you are travelling with a child or someone who requires assistance, secure your mask on first, and then assist the other person. Keep your mask on until a uniformed crew member advises you to remove it.
In the event of an emergency, please assume the bracing position. (Lean forward with your hands on top of your head and your elbows against your thighs. Ensure your feet are flat on the floor.)
安全衣
A life vest is located in a pouch under your seat or between the armrests. When instructed to do so, open the plastic pouch and remove the vest. Slip it over your head. Pass the straps around your waist and adjust at the front. To inflate the vest, pull firmly on the red cord, only when leaving the aircraft. If you need to refill the vest, blow into the mouthpieces. Use the whistle and light to attract attention. (Also, your seat bottom cushion can be used as a flotation device. Pull the cushion from the seat, slip your arms into the straps, and hug the cushion to your chest.)
飞行途中
“In a few moments, the flight attendants will be passing around the cabin to offer you hot or cold drinks, as well as breakfast/dinner/supper/a light meal/a snack. Alcoholic drinks are also available at a nominal charge/with our compliments. (On long flights with inflight entertainment: Also, we will be showing you our video presentation.) Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight. Thank you.”
尽管我们这里说了这么多，乘坐一班飞机完事之后，我们的最大印象应该还是 Please fasten your safety belt！belt! belt! 如余音袅袅三日不绝。囧一个！
下次坐飞机，就可以和妹子（或者汉子）好好炫一下英语了咯哈哈哈哈！
